Image: ‘Millie the Goat’ by Becky White with kind permission from Puget Sound Goat Rescue
The bear was sitting at the edge of the wood one day, just where the forest ends and the mountain begins. He was thinking about bad lumberjack companies and people . . . and ignorant hunters.
‘Oh,’ he sighed. ‘The wood isn’t what it used to be…”
At this precise moment, he was hit by gravel rolling down from the hill above. The goat came skidding fast towards him.
‘Ooopsydaisy,’ said the goat.
‘That could have been bad,’ rumbled the bear softly.
‘I apologise,’ said the goat. ‘I wasn’t thinking. I’m learning how to brake.’
‘I’m always thinking,’ said the bear. ‘I’m a poet.’
‘Lordy,’ said the goat. ‘And what do you poeticise?’
The bear was happy to give an example:
‘The wood is not what it once was
The elves don’t sit here in the grass,
Combing moonlit curls of moss,
The starling’s silent as a doe
It is a tale of awful woe…’
That’s how far I’ve got.’ he said, looking a little dismayed.
‘It rhymes, … sort of, …’ said the goat. ‘but why is it so sad?’
‘Because everything’s sad,’ said the bear and told the goat about how the forest was changing.
‘Then you’ll have to do something about it. Hum an old ditty, chuck rocks at the lumberjacks, run into the hunters with a vengeance. Thinking will only make you melancholy.’
‘But what can a bear do?’
‘You can do something together with the other animals in the forest.’
‘Ah, you have no idea. The wolf has moved away. The badger has died. The fox hasn’t got time. The hares can’t even run in a straight line. The only audience I had for my last reading was a single butterfly. I feel utterly deserted.’
‘Then go away.’
‘But where to?’ The bear sighed. ‘Where to?’
‘Where to, where to. You can go up the mountain!’
‘But I don’t have the courage all by myself. I don’t even know if there’s anything to eat up there . . . And isn’t it up on the mountains above the clouds where the giants live, big bear-eating giants with fiery hair and huge earlobes?’
‘Ah what nonsense! There’s not a single giant up there. I’ll take you up the mountains and you’ll recite poems to me sometimes. I like poems somehow, I do. I’ll pick you up tomorrow morningand we climb to the top.’
Once the goat had left, the bear sat and pondered.
On the mountain top so lonely
Am I standing, one bear only
And there deep down below my feet
I see my home, it makes me weep,
Oh my heart is heavy so
Beloved home I had to go.
‘Oh, what a beautiful poem!’
The bear had thought himself into such sadness that the started sniffling a bit, then he snuffled and finally gave in to bohooing so loudly that a bird mother tweeted into her chick’s ear, ‘Can you hear the bear? Oh, yes, the poets carry a heavy share of the world’s fate.’
The following morning the bear woke up because something hurt. The goat was running one of her horns into his ribs.
‘Oh poor tired bear that I am…’ he mumbled, still half asleep.
‘We’re going up the mountain,’ said the goat. ‘Come on, lazybones.’
‘I’ll have to take something to eat. I’ll be ready the day after tomorrow. And I’ll have to make a poem…’
‘And besides, and besides, and besides…’ said the goat. ‘Nothing but excuses. Come on… up you go, we have to do some climbing.’
The bear understood this was serious business, so he sighed and he groaned and he stumbled to his feet, and while he was doing that, he worked on a new poem.
Huffing and puffing, he told it to the goat.
The time is here, the time is here
I’ll be a goat, shake off my fur
And I’ll be such a stunner
But if the mountain’s peaky patch
Does not come up to scratch…
Then I will do a runner.
The goat laughed so hard at this new poem that she had to sit down.
The bear was proud. He sat next to the goat and said, ‘See, while you were only climbing, I made this poem. And making a poem is exhausting, too. When you make poetry, you can’t climb so fast. And poets have to eat well, otherwise their stomach interferes with their art and the poems come out all grumbly.
‘Hm,’ said the goat thoughtfully. ‘What do think of blackberries?’
‘Ooh, like them. Where are they?’
‘If we go just a little bit higher, there are lots and lots of wild blackberries.’ said the goat.
The bear sighed, but he trotted after the goat who was leading him slowly towards the blackberry bushes. The bear ate his fill. Then he lay down on the ground.
‘Hey,’ said the goat, ‘we have to keep going.’
‘First I have to rest a while. We poets need to be fresh for our work, dear goat.’
‘Fine,’ said the goat. ‘I will wait a little while. But not for long. And while you gather your strength, perhaps you can make a little poem for me?’
The Bear cleared his throat and said,
‘I’m blackbear, full of blackberry sweet,
All from my head down to my feet.’
‘Very nice. But now we have to go on. This is the most difficult part.’
‘Oh well,’ sighed the bear, but he obeyed.
They got to a rather steep bit. There were crevices, loose rocks and gravel. The goat showed the bear where to hold onto. The bear moaned and puffed, but he got on steadily.
The goat however felt it was too slow. She was impatient. She started doing tricks and feats. That’s when it happened: She came across a loose piece of rock, which slid away from underneath her hoof, she tumbled, and – nothing like this had ever happened to her before – she fell into a tight crevice. There she was, stuck.
The bear didn’t think for a moment. He crawled towards the edge of the cliff, reached down, put his mighty paw underneath the goat and lifted her out with his bear hands.
The goat was totally exhausted from the shock, and it took a while for her to even be able to stammer, ‘Tha-thank you bear. You… s-saved me.’
‘Don’t mention it, ‘said the bear, ‘It was nothing. Nothing at all.’
‘You know,’ said the goat, ‘I was a tiny bit afraid you might make a poem about the rescue first, and that I would slide deeper and deeper into the crevice and never manage to get back out again.’
‘My goat, whatever do you think of me? I’ll have to make a poem however, so this courageous deed can be recorded for posterity…’
‘Very well then. You take a little break and I’ll get you some blackberries for your reward.’
‘But please be careful when I’m not with you.’
‘Of course,’ said the goat, climbing back up while the bear lay down on a sun-warmed rock to do his poetry. But however much he tried, he couldn’t come up with anything.
‘Big deeds speak for themselves,’ he said to the goat afterwards as he ate her blackberries.
‘You know,’ said the goat, a little shyly, ‘I kind of had an idea, which is sort of … something like a poem … perhaps …’
‘What?’ shouted the bear. ‘You? A poem? Tell me!’